"I never remember," Becky said nervously before choosing an onion to eat whole when she lost a bet. "Which has the milder flavor: the smallest or the hugest?"
"Did someone tamper with the feather duster I left sitting on this table?" shouted Wanda.
Emily stayed warm during the family's visit to the vinery by remaining snugly wrapped in a heavy blanket in the back seat of the car.
The despot claimed he could ingest more Big Macs than anyone else, and even his family hoped he would prove it and explode like Mr. Creosote.
After he mauled his latest victim, the werewolf choked down an after dinner mint.
Not wanting to take the pollster's survey, Daphne busied herself studying her nails as she strode past the clipboard-wielding man.
"I will recoil at the thought of pudding if I booby-trap the fridge with enough voltage," thought Paula.
To combat boredom, Wanda sang random snippets of Lady Gaga songs at the top of her lungs in the park.
In the upmost lattice of the arbor, a mamba lay coiled and ready to strike.
Ever the rebel, Jillian pinked the fabric for the dress she was sewing and chose to invert only the pattern of the left sleeve.
To the surprise of her publicist, Teresa insisted on striking a sultry pose for the poster advertising her book of children's stories.
The role of 'Kate' in "The Taming of the Shrew" is one that Madge lusted after.
Wanda Jean stretched the bodice of the old dress over the ironing board as she pondered whether to drench it with tea to age it further.
Ginger decided to divert attention of her lamest beaus away from herself by introducing them to frenemy Jessie.
Jane howled in pain as the hammer missed the chisel and hit her hand while sculpting the giant block of granite.
Filled with hatred for others caused by his deep insecurity and self-loathing, the petty tyrant ranted and railed against the world late into the night.
"I wonder if business acumen would still entail mastery of PowerPoint," thought Priscilla.
Marie buried her nose in her book and solved the murder well before Hercule Poirot's little gray cells.
"My theory is that the new neighbor is nosier than Gladys Kravitz," said Bonnie Ellen to her roommate.
Cleo treated her entire bridal party to aura readings by a renowned mystic.
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